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Someday, I’m gonna pet you

Someday?  Don’t I mean every single Saturday night? Of course I do.  Every week I show up at the stroke of 11pm eastern looking for you. And that’s when the fondling begins.  I try to feel you up to assess Read more ›

Promise you want me to stay

I know…we can’t be together all of the time. But what if we were? Would we still get so excited about being together?  Would it still be as comfortable?  Would I still make you laugh?  Would I still make you Read more ›